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What's brown and white and flops on the beach?

• A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!

• What is a Filipino's idea of devastation?
  • It's where you catch de bus.

• How does a Filipino use "devastation" in a sentence?
  • Hoy auntie, don't you have to go buy your ticket at "DEVASTATION"? (get it the bus station???)
• What's the difference between select and choose ??
  • Select is when you pick out something...choose is what Filipinos wear on their feet !!!
• What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?
  • A vegetarian.
• What do you get when you cross a Filipino & Hawaiian?
  • Somebody who loves to clean yard but no more land.
• There are three Santas on the Roof. Which one is the Filipino one?
  • The one in the bunny suit.