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Q: What happens to an Asian man who runs into a wall and has a full erection?
A: He breaks his nose.

Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A: A Chinese prostitute.

Q: What do you call a fat Chinese person?
A: A Chunk.

Q: There's an Asian, a Hispanic, and a Black riding in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.

Q: How do you know if you're Asian?
A: When you've got a bucket in your bathroom.

Q: What lives in a pod and is a Kung Fu expert?
A: Bruce Pea.

Q: How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
A: When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.

Q: Did you hear about the Chinese girl who won the lottery?
A: She has one fortunate cookie...

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A manila folder.

Q: What do you call a Filipino walking a poodle?
A: A Gourmet.

Q: What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Japanese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller?
A: There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed Asians").

Q: What is the title of the newest Vietnamese cookbook?
A: 100 Ways to Cook Your Dog.

Q: What do you call a Chinese person who's overweight?
A: Wei Wan Tan (weigh one ton).

Q: What do you call a Chinese male prostitute?
A: Gee Goh Low (gigolo).

Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs?
A: A Cambodian with a luncheon voucher.