A rather bad man dies and meets Satan in a room with three doors.

Satan explains, "I have good news and bad news.  The bad news is that you have to spend eternity behind one of these doors.  But, the good news is that you can take a peek behind each and take your choice."

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring.

The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.