1. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
   2. She got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
   3. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

Today we would like to thank Albert for his service to our company. Albert is someone who does not know the meaning of impossible task, who does not know the meaning of lunch break,

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.retirement jokes and signs

 "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns

"He is alive, but only in the sense that he can't be legally buried." Geoffrey Madan