Funny Retirement Jokes
Retirement & old age jokes. Jokes about leaving office, onliner & short lines on retirement andmore old age humor.
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Recession time - Last evacuation drill !! |
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A fire alarm rang at 4 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed. |
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Revenge on the telemarketer and junk mail |
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HOW GOOD IS THIS ?
REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER
Three Little Words That Work!! |
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A 78 year old woman wrote this to her bank. |
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A 78 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it was amusing enough to have it published in The Times. |
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Something to think about |
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"No nursing home for me! I'm checking into the Holiday Inn"....With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.
I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.
For a combined long-term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night. |
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