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Three Little Words That Work!!

A 78 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it was amusing enough to have it published in The Times.

 "No nursing home for me! I'm checking into the Holiday Inn"....With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.
I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.
For a combined long-term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night.

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them!"

2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.