A fire alarm rang at 4 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.

10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed.

HOW GOOD IS THIS ?

REVENGE ON THE TELEMARKETER

Three Little Words That Work!!

A 78 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it was amusing enough to have it published in The Times.

 "No nursing home for me! I'm checking into the Holiday Inn"....With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old and feeble.
I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn.
For a combined long-term stay discount and senior discount, it's $49.23 per night.