1ST SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND SARDAR : Gold ring de de.

Once, Sardar and his wife were travelling in a car. His wife was driving the car.

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.

“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him

 Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”