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Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.

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Sidhuisms

Sidhuism: Really Nasty Ones

As a rule man is a fool, When its hot he wants it cool, And when its cool he wants it hot,
Always wants what is not!

A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on.

Sidhuisms: Sidhu at his best!!

One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg. If only he could learn how to play, he would make a great player!
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Sidhuisms: Funny one liners

There is always free cheese in a mousetrap Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage You can never unscramble eggs.
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Navjot Singh Sidhu’s witted idoms

Crowd's gathered outside my home at 3am, and my wife was so worried she called the police, but it was simply jubilant fans congratulating her for marrying a national hero. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders. A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
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