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Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.

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Sidhuisms

Navjot Singh Sidhu?s witted idoms

Crowd's gathered outside my home at 3am, and my wife was so worried she called the police, but it was simply jubilant fans congratulating her for marrying a national hero.
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt
Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth
You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition
A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.
It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine
Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon

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