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Navjot Singh Sidhu’s witted idoms |
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- Crowd's gathered outside my home at 3am, and my wife was so worried she called the police, but it was simply jubilant fans congratulating her for marrying a national hero.
- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
- I am a sepoy and will follow the guidance of my leaders.
- A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
- After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
- Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt
- Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
- I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
- If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.
- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
- We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.
- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth
- You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
- He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition
- A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.
- Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.
- It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.
- As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine
- Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.
- We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
- When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon
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