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Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.


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  • Tendular(injured): A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef. “Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.“
  • Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
  • “Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe: "..Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg" “
  • “When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air: "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!"
  • Rahul Dravid: His straight Drive is as straight as a candle
  • Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
  • Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
  • “Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.“
  • This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain T&T “Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”
  • The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
  • Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa
 
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