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Siduism Cricket Jokes

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.

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Sidhuisms

Navjot Singh Sidhu's verbal sixers

Tendular(injured): A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef. “Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.“
Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

“Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe: "..Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg" “
“When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air: "That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!"
Rahul Dravid: His straight Drive is as straight as a candle
Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
“Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.“
This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the second test at Port of Spain T&T “Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.”
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa