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Siduism Cricket Jokes

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.

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Sidhuisms

Sidhuism: Really Nasty Ones

As a rule man is a fool, When its hot he wants it cool, And when its cool he wants it hot,
Always wants what is not!

A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on.

Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an ostrich takes to the skies.
If my aunty had been a man she would have been my uncle.
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter. When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show Jeena isi ka naam hai asked him what he thinks of those who criticize his style of commentary.
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home and talk to their wives between every delivery
Pitches are like husband!!! They keep slowing down!!!
His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that
His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam
The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie
He is a constipated batsman/bowler, put's in a lot of effort and has very little results to show for in the end.
When a loud appeal was rejected:
Big outcry, no outcome!
Good intentions die unless utilized.
The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it… !!