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Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.


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  • There is always free cheese in a mousetrap
  • Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly
  • A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage
  • You can never unscramble eggs.
  • Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.
  • A good lather is half the shave…As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a a fox!
  • This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti!
  • Great feathers make great birds! As crisp as a cracker.
  • My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
  • As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
  • All that comes from a cow is not milk.
  • As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
  • A girl born beautiful is half married
  • You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
  • Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
  • The cat with gloves catches no mice.
 
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