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Siduism Cricket Jokes

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.

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Sidhuisms

Sidhuisms: Funny one liners

There is always free cheese in a mousetrap
Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly
A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage
You can never unscramble eggs.

Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.
A good lather is half the shave…As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a a fox!
This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti!
Great feathers make great birds! As crisp as a cracker.
My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
All that comes from a cow is not milk.
As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
A girl born beautiful is half married
You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
The cat with gloves catches no mice.