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Sidhuisms: Funny one liners |
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- There is always free cheese in a mousetrap
- Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly
- A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage
- You can never unscramble eggs.
- Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.
- A good lather is half the shave…As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a a fox!
- This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti!
- Great feathers make great birds! As crisp as a cracker.
- My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
- As innocent as freshly laid eggs.
- All that comes from a cow is not milk.
- As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
- A girl born beautiful is half married
- You cannot make Omlets without breaking the eggs. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
- The cat with gloves catches no mice.
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