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Sidhuisms: On cricket and Cricketers |
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- Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.
- The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls
- and everything else falls!
- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
- There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
- The gap between the bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
- The cat with gloves catches no mice.
- The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
- One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
- One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
- That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
- There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
- Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
- Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
- He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
- You can't play a symphony alone; it takes an orchestra to play it.
- The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
- The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
- You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs
- In India's last match against New Zealand: "New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!
- "Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter."
- Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs."
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