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Siduism Cricket Jokes

Navjot Singh Sidhu is a former Indian cricket batsman, who took up television commentary and, more recently, politics following his retirement from the game. He was born in Patiala in Punjab. The one-liners that are the trademark of his commentary are now popularly called “Sidhuisms” in India. Sidhuism is witticism Sidhu is known for. I bet he can be the most popular commentator in India. We have agreatcollection of his witty analogies and his comments which coined a new word 'Sidhuism' and fetched a mention at wikipedia.

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Sidhuisms

Sidhuisms: On cricket and Cricketers

Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.
The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls
and everything else falls!
The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.
The gap between the bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
The cat with gloves catches no mice.
The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.
One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.
That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
You can't play a symphony alone; it takes an orchestra to play it.
The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs
In India's last match against New Zealand: "New Zealanders are like bicycles in a cycle stand - one falls down and the complete row will be down!
"Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter."
Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs."