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Sidhuisms: Sidhu at his best!! |
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- One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
- Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
- You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
- If only he could learn how to play, he would make a great player!
- They will not only come back home with their cup, but with the opposition's cherries as well
- On the 3rd day of 3rd test match - the indian spectators are as boisterous as a dead dodo
- U can take the tiger out of the jungle, but u can't take the jungle out of the tiger
- Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!
- This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T. "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
- Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches: "When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!"
- When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out: "He has thrown him to the wolves".
- Prasad beat a Sri Lankan batsman: "He opened him like a can of beans".
- Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair: "The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs".
- We are all Adam's children — it's just the silk that makes all the difference!
- Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!
- In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig: "If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!".
- Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi's fighting spirit: "Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!".
- And when Ricky took a wicket: "He is flowing like a river - simply unstoppable!"
- About the Zimbabwean batsmen: "Cats on a hot tin roof…"
- Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team: "Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!"
- Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order: "They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose!"
- When Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 from a full half volley, "That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly"
- "Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next", Navjot Sidhu Talks About The decision To Bring On Harbhajan Singh Into The attack During The 1st Test In Wellington New Zealand.
- In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop.
- I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
- He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!
- He's wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.
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