Joke : 1

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of  Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the  same day same time."

A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and        
fell asleep.                                                                                                                           

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." 

Teacher: What is the fullform of MATHS.
Ashwin: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students.

• TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your  Maths sums on the floor?
  CINDY: You told me to do it without using  tables!