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A student to his teacher: “ I haven’t got no pencil.”
Teacher, correcting him:

“ You don’t have any pencil.

He doesn’t have any pencils.

We don’t have any pencils.”

Student, with a look of astonishment: “Where have all the pencils gone?”

 
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