Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.

The following is an excerpt from the Wall Street Journal by Jim Carlton.

This was forwarded by P. Wyatt .

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key," "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper:

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.