Subj: tech support
Date: 97-08-09 09:44:48 EDT
From: Gregk444
To: Jefgorbach
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL READ IN THIS DOCUMENT!
If anyone out there has any of their own unbelievable Tech Support

As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

Two male mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math.

Old joke referring to the Windows 95 operating system.

    * The required number of megabytes of RAM to run at useable speed.
    * The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date.
    * The number of floppies it will ship in.