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Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.
How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!?
You must be very experienced. 

Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?
Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.
I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.
Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.
Would you mind rolling around in this flour.
I heard carpenters dream about you.
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
Look.. I can get my whole arm in.
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Is that an optical illusion?
If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.
Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?
Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?
Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?
I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Have you ever thought of working in a side-show?
I've been wondering all night what that smell was.
Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Everybody down at the bar said you were good.
Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away
Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.
I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.
You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.
You're not 'that' fat.
I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out.
Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.